Hey all!
Happy Star Wars day!
This week has been interesting.
Yesterday we taught a gentleman named John Garcia. Nice
guy! He believes that Jesus is an alien sent by higher beings to teach humans
basic principles and to make us believe in deity. A little strange.
The next time we go over he's going to show us his UFO
pictures as well as Bigfoot pictures.... Oh. Did I mention he was a
professional bouncer back in the day in Manhattan. He's about 6'4" and
weighs a good 290 pounds. Also has a tattoo that reads 'HELZBOUNCER' on his
forearm. Over all a nice guy though! He's either 5% crazy and 95% sane, or he's
100% crazy. We're not quite sure yet!
We played soccer again this week! It was super awesome.
We had a bunch of Chapines there and some Dominicans. I love the Dominicans!
They're legit! I used some Dominica dichos on them and they thought that was
the coolest thing ever!
We have some new missionaries in our district. We have a
Hawaiian and a sister missionary from Paraguay. They are awesome. Sister Jahnel
doesn't speak English very well, but she's super awesome. She spent the last
few transfers in Jamaica, which is where I really really want to go. It's the
craziest part of NYC, the most dangerous too from what I've heard. Maybe next
transfer!
Okidokie!
Have a good week!
Elder Payne
Fun with a sleeping missionary and a leaf blower! All we
do here in NYC is party!
That's
elder Purcell in both of those. And elder law is playing sleeping beauty.
